Now you can call me crazy, or perhaps melo-dramatic, but I hate retards.  I don't hate retards like Corky from "Life Goes On."  No not I, I loved that kid, who didn't, remember when he and his girlfriend wanted to have sex?  And she asked if he had protection?  Then he said in his slow drawl "You're protected."  God bless those retards, may we someday be forgiven then when they're running world, why not they're already running the City of Toronto.

 

Outrageous you say, well then I dare say, I point my skinny fucking finger at it.  Nahhh I'm just kidding, we all know that the city is run by retards and has been done so for many, many years.  But not the good retards like our friend Corky there.  Nope the bad ones, the ones like the medics for instance, a breed of rednecks all unto their own.  Imagine, a gay redneck, that's what a paramedic is a gay redneck.  Not brave or tough enough to be cop or firefighter, nope, nope, nope.  These guys get their power trip from stealing from the people they serve, stealing drugs and selling them on the street.  Or just being a plain out sleeze ball.  COUGH>>>kelly sheppard. 

 

What was that?!?!  Nevermind, then there's fat Shelly or fat Vicky, or retard Mary, or fat Lynne.  Wow, there's alot of 'fat' there.  Fat Shelly, a behemoth of about 3 bills, and not ones either, hunneys for this bitch.  She martrys herself when ever she can by playing the victim constantly, not to mention a huge slut that would fuck any guy that would give her the time of day.  Guys touch this swine indirectly like giving her a chair or a snack (god knows she loves snacks) and she'll get wet and make a rumor about how you're fucking her to everyone she knows.  Gross, she's got mutton chops and is just a hairy gross fat pork chop.  EWWWWWWWWWWW. 

 

Fat Vicky, this one's for you Harmony, not only is this creature a blob of a grandeos design, she is going balding.  Old school Macho Man Randy Savage bald. OHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH.....She's getting married, I guess it proves the theory that crackheads deserve something.  Her future husband, a first place prize, well maybe his ass was the first place prize at the Kingston Peniteniary.  Vicky has a nervous breakdown when it snows, to the point that people must pray for her because she's such a victim, she has a special constitution.  I just wonder will this fat bitch wear white on her wedding, and will she be wearing a wig?

 

Retard Mary, well just read the other stuff, Eastern European whore, I don't even know where's she come from, but she should go back.  There's enough useless and retarded people within the city of Toronto, that we don't need to import the European Champion of Useless.

 

And now, the grand prize, the perfect combo of fat, useless and retarded.  This special needs case twirls her hair around all the time, maybe that bit of hair is where her little brain is.  This blob, complains about how much work there is all the time but does no work to help get rid of it.  She's learnin' her ABC's with her letter game.  Not to mention she wears the same clothes day in and day out.  With her huge gut peaking just underneath the bed sheet she calls a top, she's got massive tits.  But not in the good way, saggers that rest themselves on her stomach, where is the same size as her tits.  Disgusting, but true she needs a new bra, and something that will support her saggy gut.  Or maybe she can somewhere and get the 30 year old kid that's livin' in her, this bitch might be preggers without even noticing it.

 

These supa heavy sacks of shit are on exclusive to EMS only, EMS has like the market cornered on fat and useless creatures, who are only good at taking up space and good air.

Today, on this date, Tuesday June 12th, 2002 Anon Domino, I am sad to say one of our own from EMS, the best of the best, horribly and sadly went down in the line of duty.  Mary "SUPA-STAR" Naguib was felled by a serious bout of useless.   DAMN!!!!  BITCH fell down like a bag of retarded potatoes.  Don't ask what a retarded potato is, but Mary Naguib is retarded.  A woman who parlayed a 17 year-old post-partum depression and many other "nervous break-downs" into an almost permanent payed leave job.  Don't we all wish that we could when we worked do shit for half an hour then go on a retard walk for 15 minutes?  Not to mention we could be slow as moolaces and just surf the net.  But god bless you Mary, you are the example that all need if you don't wanna do for your life.

 

I wrote a song for sweet, sweet Mary.

 

Mary....Mary, where are you?

Sweet useless retard, you've gone away.

 

Mary...Mary, you came back?

but now you're gooooone :(

spread your wings and fly...

even fat bitches can flyyyyy, soooo hiiiiiggghhhh

 

Be Free Mary, beeee free

Fly so high free as the bird,

 

OHHHHH JEEEESUUUS, JESUS, JESUS, JESUS, JESUS

Let Mary be free, like an Angel.

 

Fly High Mary, Fly High

 

 

Goddamn it nobody censors me, I hope that useless turd don't come back.  Even Fat Shelly is more entertaining then that boring whore.  What happened things changed and she was so slow then?  I guess she had a mental breakdown people asked her things and she couldn't handle the immense pressure.  Mary's fragile psyche broke with all the great demands placed upon her already weighed and fragile mental state.  We're all just criminals, all of us, Mary came back to work and what?  We all expected her to do crap?  But instead *tear* Mary probably she dropped a load in her grannies when her head broke again...now she's retarded again.  You monsters, forgetting the true victim in this, that useless, useless woman.  What will happen to her now?

Walk the meandering road into the other place, from the metropolis of deceit and into the world of tomorrow.  Blacks, Whites, Muslims, Catholics and Jews, all fighting for the same thing but not the same thing at the same time.  We are the most divided creature on this planet, we hate our enemies but we are exactly the same as them.  Sure we don't blow ourselves up, no the majority of any western warring populous we all do the same thing, well the bigots do anyways.  Bark about how Islam is trying to kill everything the west stands for, and yet the west is doing that right now, we're killing them and their culture.  Here's another thing that I thoroughly enjoy, when non-military people say that we're fighting for the right cause, but here's a really interesting point.  The entire shit storm is in the vain of the old grudge, Islam against Judaism and Catholics, all in the vain of preserving so old retarded notion.  Here's the messed up part all three religions believe in peace.  Islam, Judaism and Catholisism, all believe heavily in peaceful doctrines; however, here's the fucked part to maintain and instill these peaceful doctrines, the zealots to these religions would kill everyone except the 'choosen' few.  I personally think that George W. wants to create his ideal society of nothing but Texans and whites.

The world is a dead end.  We think there's a beginning and an end, but there isn't there's just the change of time.  Where one set of creatures were replaced by another.  It's been happening for years, do you have memories that seem to be from maybe another life.  Maybe that was you in the other time, only as a memory, but what if all time stopped?  Would we become the memories of some other creature.  And then I guess we'd be the same gibberish that we think we have when we have a deja-vu.  Because if you remember what happened, how can you remember something that already happened but in the future sense, you can't it's that other person's existence that messes with you.  No energy can ever be unexisted, if that were to happen this reality would fall apart.  You just can't have a hole in time and reality.  So we'd have to be something to the next time, the idea for one moment, the irrelevant memory, the meandering thought, as quickly as we happen we're forgotten.  Consider it, unless you're a great figure within history, which means that you may not have even existed at all, just be a fictious character, a moral ideal, a martyr - Jesus.  Are any of us that brave and important to be that something to someone else?  Would you die for the supreme ideal?  Sure it's easy to die a martyr in a war, there's only death around you, you're one in a million.  But to be sacrificed, to be tortured as a heretic for your beliefs when sometimes you're non-violent.  Fuck, I wouldn't do that shit, but I'll judge all you bastards for not having the faith to have an uber-man. 

 

However, here's the crux of the situation, Jesus was part of God, and a human, just like we are part of God, and human.  We're made in the image of the divine, therefore we ourselves are divine as well, but so is everything else.  The point of Jesus, and essentially any uber-man, is to show the possibility of what we can be, and also a contrast to what we are currently.  It's all a matter of moral application, I'm not telling you to walk on water, chill with lepers, feed people, walk in a damn desert with sandals and a big moo-moo, and maybe according to Dan Brown, fuck a hairy lady like Mary Magdalene, think about it no razor or bathing, she would be as hairy as Jesus under the skirt.  EWWWWWWWWWWW....But today, what a gross ass day, since when is gay porn appealling to a hetro male when doing it....what straight guy gets off on gay porn?  It's a contradiction I tell you, the worst conversation ever at work.  I'm a homophob because I don't get off on Lawrence Knox trying to convince me that it's normal to watch gay stuff, not lesbian porn, gay shit, serious cock suckin' and fuckin' gay shit.  If you're gay that's cool, just leave your bedroom in your bedroom, I don't wanna hear but porno, bums hurting, sore throats, or tongue studs.  At least there's herb, I can forget this day, so this is the start of the rant.  to be continued....