So what's up George Michaels craw, asides some dude's somethin' or other?  I sometimes hear his songs at work, damn 104.5.  It seems all he's singing about is how he's gay and how "they'll never hold him down."  Now I have a few questions, who are "they" that are holdin' him down?  It must be a bunch of women, because the last time he was held publicly was in that washroom in L.A.  Another question I got, he's singing about how he's so free after coming out of the closet like 10 years ago.  But if you saw any old school Wham videos it's pretty obvious.  Asides that fact, who cares George that you're gay, yes if it were 30-40 years back circa David Bowie and Freddie Mercury, when they came out that was a big deal, but not now in this age of male capris and the metrosexual. 

 

What do you want George?  We know you're gay, and personally I don't care, just stop playing with yourself in public washrooms and we'll be cool.  And another thing the whole entrapment thing getting arrested in the washroom, what made you think it was a good idea to start doing that in a public washroom, what are you retarded? George, you make using a public washroom impossible for people that wanna just take a piss.  Any guy must be nervous because you never know where George Michael is lurking in the shadows, willing to give some guy a 'helpin' hand.  Although, if you think about it may have been completely innocent, that guy may have been helping you with your fly, then it got stuck and someone may have walked in and he tried helping you, and then a few more guys and then the cops, not like in Village People, real ones came, and then the misunderstanding.  And stop making songs about how you're a freak, everyone knows that George Michael stands at attention for cops and any other guy in a washroom.