Here's a strange quandry.  Why are Keg commercials so geared to the sexy experience of eating steak?  Here's the deal, first off you start the commerical by having some sultry, thick voiced black jazz/blues singer start lulling you with some love song, the whole time you're seeing some guy preparing a steak.  Now I like steak, but why does it have to be almost a porno with steak?  Don't they realize that the whole steak thing can be someone's actual kink?  Believe me, if there's the idea, chances are there's someone crazy enough to love it.  Trust it.  And then, the happy server, ohhh yeah, everybody's happy, and smilin' with the big toothie grin, everbody's cool as this sizzling slab of beef is slowly carted around by the happy, probably lubotimized server.  You don't know someone's kink could be to spit and jizz on your Keg steak, and then the woman is getting fork feed this steak, and yeah it's like she's reaching climax, she's just so into it.  Now I like steak, but I don't have simulated sex with the whole experience that is eating a steak, and what happens with the potato?  Is that a sexual experience too, gettin' all that sour creme in on the action, hold on does that mean you've got an orgy of food going on in your mouth, maybe you'll be felating carrot of something, just to get crazy.  Wow, what a sexy commercial, don't you agree.......HA if you did then you're a freak.  But you never know what the hidden freakies that spur on people, shhhhh....I like the smoke.   Not sexual or anything like that, I ain't no freak.....but you never know.   Ask Carlo he was there when I started talking about the zipper masks at work, and the weird thing about it was all the girls I was telling it to just giggled.....weird.....or I'm just a gorgeous male in my prime, and I catch vibe all the time,  nahhh....more to come....later